Life can be stressful and being a mom can add to that stress. Mom’s can take on so much and we forget to just breathe and relax. When life gets crazy it is important to stay calm and don’t hold your breath. We have to laugh at the things that otherwise make our blood boil. Here are some common situations that are not life or death and we need to remember to breathe…
When your coffee spills on you and your leather seats…Just breathe!
When your kid pukes all over and misses the bucket or toilet…Just breathe!
When you have to wear a bra on a Saturday…Just breathe!
When your kids find your stash of chocolate…Just breathe!
When your husband tells you to relax…Just breathe!
When your kid says, “Just relax mom”…Just breathe!
When your husband clips his nails and leaves them in the bathtub or on the countertop…Just breathe!
When the school asks for you to volunteer just one more time…Just breathe!
When you burn dinner…Just breathe!
Got distracted and forgot to get kids…Just breathe!
When your dishwasher breaks…Just breathe!
When you get the car back on empty…Just breathe!
When the toilet paper roll has four squares left…Just breathe!
When the person in front of you can not make up their mind when ordering…Just breathe!
When you change the baby, get them in their car seat, and they shart all up their backside…Just breathe!
When the kids and your spouse leave every light on in the house…Just breathe!
When your Netflix binge is interrupted by, “Mom I just can’t sleep!”…Just breathe!
When your dog runs away and you are in a hurry…Just breathe!
When you clean your house and 2 hours later it looks like it never happened…Just breathe!
When all your friends get to have mommy outings and you have no one to watch the rugrats…Just breathe!
When you set your alarm for 5:45 PM, not AM…Just breathe!
When you’re running late to work because your kid is refusing to wear pants… Just breathe!
When you realize you will never catch up on all the laundry you have to fold…Just breathe!
When you double book appointments and don’t realize it until the last minute…Just breathe!
When your husband feels neglected because you’ve been taking care of everyone else then you crash at the end of the day…Just breathe!
When the cute new sweater you’re wearing for the first time gets baby puke all over it…Just breathe!
All we can do is breathe!